He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
