i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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