: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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