one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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