Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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