I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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