Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
She said her name was "party"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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