You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
