margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
There's always time for handjobs
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Never underestimate the power of titties
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