I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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