TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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