i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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