Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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