I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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