So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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