i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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