We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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