Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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