I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
soo... how was my night?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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