It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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