They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
