i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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