i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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