So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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