you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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