p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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