I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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