I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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