you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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