glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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