hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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