If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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