wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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