32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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