Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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