I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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