Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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