Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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