i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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