she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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