she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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