I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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