why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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