Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I am one with the molecules
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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