The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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