What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We need to rekindle our bromance
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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