Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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