Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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