Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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