I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
is wine microwaveable?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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